Not There's Anything Wrong with Getting Caught

After years of a "which" hunt in sports we may start seeing pitchforks in the third base line box seats at The Jake. An Indian prospect has been discovered to have appeared in a gay porn video in his native Japan. Time will tell if the lack of towel snapping around his locker will keep him off the roster, but it was enough to get him undrafted in the Land of the Rising Son...er, sun.
In an unrelated story, Mike Piazza's agent said he will not demand to be traded to Cleveland.

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