A Day To Doff the Britches and Knickers

I still haven't recovered from Cinco de Mayo and now I am forced to drop trou?

Finally a holiday I can get behind. Today is National No Pants Day, a time of year where people can stage their own boxer rebellion, sporting events see more fan adulation than usual, and email boxes may be filled with web cam images of defrocked lovers from states away. I make a pledge that I might participate in this event when I begin to see appropriate participation from all ranges of the social fabric.

As we all know however these events normally mean we get treated to those we would rather see wearing more clothes, not less.