I Say Give Her a Helmet and Pads
For reasons no one can explain, a 33-year old mother in Kansas has been posing as a 13-year old boy, for no apparent motivation other than to attend church and mooch off the congregation. She has been recognized for doing thus numerous times across the country. Normally when a woman does this it is for a good cause. Hey, maybe that Kansas woman will get to meet William Zabka!