"That's Not the Kind of Help I Expected, Honey"

An Iowa man, standing trial for repeatedly flashing his neighbors and female postal workers, had his wife take the stand in his defence, although I think he probably yelled, "Objection!" before his lawyer had a chance. I'll leave it to you to decide, was her testimony the worst part of his defence, or the fact that his kids were in court to hear both the charges and his betrothed's ample description of his un-ample stature. One thing I'm sure of, our man Dirk certainly would have been convicted that day.